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Jun
5
2023
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LOL: With “Mother’s” Approval, Pence Makes Campaign Official

Feeble yet Dogmatic Former VP Announces Presidential Campaign

Former Vice President Mike Pence announced his candidacy for President today. After his single term as Vice President, Mike Pence enters the race significantly behind Trump and DeSantis in polls. 

“Just because he isn’t as loudmouthed or crude as Trump, make no mistake, Mike Pence is as dogmatic and extreme as anyone from the fundamentalist factions of the far-right. A key individual during the formative years of the Tea Party movement, Pence has a record of staunchly opposing marriage equality, public schools and teachers, the right to abortion and reproductive health care, and always falling in lockstep with the Washington GOP,” said Democratic Party of New Mexico Spokesperson Daniel Garcia. “Mike Pence is polling so far behind Donald Trump, who overtly put him in danger during the January 6th attack on the US Capitol, that you almost feel bad for him.”

(Mike Pence racing to 5% in polls. From https://www.facebook.com/mikepence)